Thursday, October 19, 2017

Tales out of School

This happened today.....

First grade teacher gave her class an assignment - draw a picture of your face.

A little girl handed in her drawing.

Teacher:  "The assignment was to draw a picture of your face. Now does this look like your face?"

Student:  "Yes."

Teacher: (Sighs) "Is your face purple?"

Student: "It is when I'm constipated."


As an add on to this post, I have to relate the following, also true.

I was sitting on a bench the other day, and a young woman walked by. I couldn't help noticing her T-shirt, the back was emblazoned in very large letters LIVING IN THE NOW.  In the center of the O were the numbers "2014".  I'm still laughing at this one.

Monday, July 31, 2017

Mouths of Babes

Mom of a three and a half year old daughter asked her, "Why do you never listen to me?"

She replied, "Because I'm a child, that's why."